Saturday, March 16, 2024

Redrafting the Jazz: 1995


I have been cursed by a witch to repeatedly travel back through time to relive every NBA draft. Fortunately, her spell sends me directly to the Utah Jazz war room on draft night and all the executives magically know I’m from the future and will do whatever I say. Unfortunately, the curse prevents me from seeing how my advice altered the future, as I am sent back to the previous year as soon as draft night ends.

June 28, 1995 – SkyDome, Toronto, Ontario

Previous season:

The 1994-95 season could have — and probably should have — been a magical year for the Jazz. Karl Malone and John Stockton were both on the All-NBA First Team. Jeff Hornacek played terrifically in his first full season in Utah. And new additions Adam Keefe and Antoine Carr proved to be just what the Jazz needed. For the first time in franchise history, Utah won 60 games in the regular season, bested only by San Antonio's 62 wins. However, Utah was stunned in the first round of the playoffs, losing to Houston in five games (of a best-of-five series). The Rockets go on to win the championship, but that was little consolation for the Jazz. But on the bright side, the solution to Utah's problems seemed like a relatively easy fix for general manager Scott Layden. The Jazz began the season with Felton Spencer at center, and he was actually playing the best basketball of his career ... until he tore his Achilles tendon. That forced Utah to go to war with Hakeem Olajuwon with 37-year-old James Donaldson. He had been an All-Star once before — back in 1988 — but by 1995, he was literally out of the league until the Jazz begged him to come back. It should be no surprise that he was quite awful and the most gaping hole on an otherwise powerful roster.

The draft:

With the 28th pick, Utah drafted a center from Kansas named Greg Ostertag.

In 1994, the Jazz traded their second-round pick with Tyrone Corbin for Keefe. Atlanta used the 57th pick on Cuonzo Martin, who only played in seven NBA games. (That was a good trade for the Jazz.)

Analysis:

Ostertag was easily one of the most frustrating players in Jazz history. And that's mainly because everyone knew he had it in him to be much better than he often played. Ostertag quickly filled Utah's void at center, becoming the starter in his second season. He played incredibly well during Utah's first trip to the Finals, notably holding his own against Houston's Olajuwon — the same Olajuwon who chewed up the Jazz in the first round and spit them out just two years earlier. I don't think it's an exaggeration to say Utah wouldn't have reached the Finals without Ostertag.

Unfortunately, that sophomore showing proved to be the best Ostertag ever got. After his rookie contract expired, Jazz owner Larry H. Miller excitedly signed him to a massive $39 million, six-year contract. When Utah later signed Olden Polynice, Ostertag temporarily switched his jersey number from 00 to 39 so Polynice could continue wearing number 0 as he had throughout his entire NBA career. But now I'm wondering if Ostertag chose number 39 just to troll the Jazz. That contract made him untradeable, and he spent nine consecutive seasons in Utah, frequently showing up out of shape and disinterested in improving his game. But every now and then, he'd play out of his mind, tantalizing Jazz fans with glimpses of what could have been.

After his contract finally expired, Ostertag signed with Sacramento. He played just one season with the Kings before they sent him back to Utah in that obnoxious five-team trade. Ostertag announced his retirement before the final game of the 2005-06 season, and he reportedly received a standing ovation from the crowd. Perhaps some people were happy just to see the Ostertag era finally come to an end. But I think most of them felt like I did — thankful for the good he gave to the team in spite of all the frustrations and missed opportunities. He was oddly a stabilizing influence on the rebuilding Jazz after Stockton and Malone left, and it was kind of nice to have him come back for one last year.

But should the Jazz have drafted him? Well ... yeah. I know, I know! I'm giving Jazz fans a solid decade of headaches! But he was by far the best option available at No. 28 in this draft. Utah desperately needed a center, and they certainly weren't going to get one in free agency. And you can't really count on trades, either — just look at the Rony Seikaly fiasco. So, I'm sorry, but it has to be Ostertag.

My advice:

1. Use the 28th pick on Greg Ostertag.

I think maybe, just maybe, if I convinced Miller to resist the temptation to give Ostertag a six-year deal, then he might stay motivated and make sure he arrived in training camp in shape each year. He never needed to be a fitness nut like Stockton and Malone, but if he just could have kept his weight down, things might have been very different. Of course, this plan could have easily backfired, too. If Miller wouldn't give Ostertag the big bucks, then maybe someone else would have. But honestly, I'm OK with that. If Ostertag's entire legacy with the Jazz was just what he did during his rookie contract (like Shandon Anderson), then that would have been good enough for me.

Friday, March 15, 2024

Before Watchmen: The Colorful Minutemen


Interestingly, DC decided to stagger their Before Watchmen books a little bit, but only for two main titles — Rorschach and Dr. Manhattan. (Moloch and Dollar Bill were last-minute additions made in response to the project's success.) Since I'm reviewing these books in publication order, I'm coming back to the Minutemen.

Once again, we're treated to a snazzy cover by Darwyn Cooke, this time featuring the young Comedian. I'm not exactly sure what's up with that yellow liquidy blob, though. At first glance, I thought it was an artistic representation of blood. But then I realized the blood on the Comedian's bat and arm is red like normal. So maybe that splotch of yellow is beer being spilt? Just a bit strange. Another nitpick: the Comedian doesn't do too much in this issue. So maybe a different character would have been a better choice.


The variant cover by José Luis García-López is quite disappointing. All the characters look off-model, clunky and stiff. The one that bugs me the most is Nite Owl. I think he's supposed to be slightly smiling, but he comes across as unusually stern for a pose like this. I'm not too sad that we don't have another Jim Lee cover to complain about. But I will laugh slightly at how he only drew Hooded Justice and didn't commit to drawing any of the other Minutemen.

This issue begins in 1962 with Hollis Mason discussing his upcoming tell-all book with Larry Schexnayder, Sally Jupiter's former husband and publicist. Larry is opposed to Hollis' decision to make a "confession" on behalf of all of the former Minutemen without their consent. This is a valid point, but Larry quickly undermines it by revealing he's worried about the brand name of the Minutemen and his ability to squeeze some more profits from it. Hollis angrily storms away from Larry, vowing to print the book as planned.

Hollis wrestles with the conflicting feelings of the guilt of his complicity in the Minutemen's sins, weighed against the pride from the good deeds he accomplished as Nite Owl. Mostly, he wants to stop whitewashing history. And he realizes that half the reason he wanted to write this book was primarily because of all the coverups Larry engineered during the heyday of the Minutemen.

Hollis' tale then takes us back to 1939, where he saw a newspaper advertisement for costumed crimefighter tryouts conducted by Captain Metropolis and Silk Spectre. After a fun montage of some of tryout's rejects, we skip ahead a couple of weeks to the full Minutemen team conducting their first mission. Captain Metropolis meticulously planned a raid on a New York Harbor warehouse, where a group of Italian fifth columnists were allegedly smuggling weapons. Every member of the Minutemen had a job tailored to their own talents, and with the aid of Metropolis' own tank, the plan proceeds perfectly. Except for the part where the Italians were actually smuggling Chinese fireworks instead of weapons.

Nite Owl tries to get his teammates to stop when he learns the truth, but his warnings are too late. The Minutemen destroyed the warehouse with all the harmless cherry bombs and Roman candles inside. Captain Metropolis let the Italians go with a warning, then told the rest of the Minutemen to take off, as well. Hollis knew he should have reported this to the police, but he was too embarrassed of the disaster and too scared of spending time in jail.

The next day, Captain Metropolis held a press conference with the full team, falsely claiming that an artillery shell from his own tank was the last remaining weapon from the "saboteurs" the Minutemen stopped. Hollis fully expected one of the reporters to catch them in their lies, but none of them did. The Minutemen were hailed as heroes, quickly becoming darlings of the radio and newspapers. Hollis soaked up the adulation, rationalizing that this higher profile would enable the team to start doing some real good moving forward.

We skip ahead to 1940, with the Minutemen meeting at Captain Metropolis' lair. Metropolis spent several months refurbishing their new headquarters, even importing wood from Africa for the decor. Larry announces that he's scheduled a photo shoot for next week and says that their frequent media appearances are bringing in some money that could be used to help with their living expenses. At the talk of money, Nite Owl directly calls out the Comedian for routinely robbing every alleged criminal he turns over to the police. But no one seems to share Hollis' concerns.

Captain Metropolis gives everyone patrol routes, waving off Dollar Bill's scheduling conflicts with his bank. Metropolis then opens the floor to any ideas for major crimes the team could target. Silhouette says she's made more progress with the child trafficking ring we saw her battle last issue, but Silk Spectre scoffs at that idea. Larry agrees, saying they need good, happy publicity about stopping dumb crime bosses and saving grandmas, not sad little children who have been molested. Silhouette is stunned into silence by this attitude, and so am I. 

But then again, I'm coming at this story from 2024, and here in Utah, I've had a up-close look of a fraudster wannabe hero named Tim Ballard build a massive following around the false premise that he was saving children from human traffickers. He even made a hit movie, The Sound of Freedom, about his alleged exploits, before he had several lawsuits filed against him for sexual exploitation and abuse. Anyway, my point is that one of the best ways to look like a hero today is to save children from traffickers and pornographers. (Which is exactly why Darwyn Cooke had the Silhouette focus on this.) But then again, this might have been seen as a rather taboo topic, too risqué for the mainstream media of 1940.

In any case, Captain Metropolis and Larry both oppose Silhouette's suggestion, but they love Mothman's idea of targeting Moloch. He is, after all, the closest thing to a genuine super villain in their world. The meeting is ended, with some of the members choosing to stick around to smoke and drink, while Silhouette heads out to keep working her child trafficking case. Nite Owl and (surprisingly) Mothman agree to join her. Larry pulls Hooded Justice aside to tell him that too many people are suspecting that he's gay. So Larry suggests that Hooded Justice pretend to date Sally to quash those rumors.

Larry takes Silk Spectre home and has to twist her arm into agreeing with his plan. Dollar Bill and the Comedian crack open a couple of beers, but unfortunately overhear the Hooded Justice and Captain Metropolis having a very intense, very private conversation. We later see Hooded Justice has tied Metropolis up to a bed, causing him to beg to be released, saying this whole affair has gone too far. It's a tad distressing, but then again, there's the real possibility that this could be some kind of kinky, consensual role play. It's too tough to tell at this point.

Juxtaposed with this story is Silhouette, Nite Owl and Mothman searching for a young boy who went missing while visiting the circus a few days ago. Silhouette has been scouring the area and has one last building to check. Mothman starts investigating the building from the top down, while Nite Owl and Silhouette start from the bottom up. They quickly discover some disturbing signs: small, bloody handprints and discarded rope. They follow a foul stench upstairs and hear someone crying. The tears were coming from Mothman, who discovered the boy's body hanging from the ceiling.



Whew! Now that is a story worthy of Watchmen! Cooke was a bit cautious with his first issue, but he's gone all out here, and I love it. The subject matter is deep, thoughtful material that lingers with you. I don't just mean the dramatic ending that was accompanied with Robert Louis Stephenson's haunting poem, The Unseen Playmate. Hollis' internal struggles apply equally to 1939 and 1962. How many compromises can be made in the pursuit of hopefully, potentially doing the right thing one day? How much trust and confidentially can be betrayed in the pursuit of revealing the truth and atoning for past misdeeds? The Hollis of 1985 had pretty much made peace with his decisions — no matter how disastrous they may have been — and was content to drunkenly reminisce about the "golden age" of heroes. That version of Hollis was not nearly as compelling as Cooke is making him here.

I'm also a huge fan of having Captain Metropolis stage a fake mission for his new team. That fits in perfectly with what we saw in the DC Heroes role playing game, as well as the limited information Alan Moore gave us in the main Watchmen series. His secret homosexual affair with Hooded Justice is quite interesting, as well. Moore only obliquely hinted at it in the main series, and many fans have suspected that the openly gay older men seen in a restaurant were secretly Metropolis and Justice, who had faked their deaths. Right now, I mostly find it interesting that Larry didn't confront Nelson Gardner about this. Was it that he didn't suspect, or he did but was too nervous to ruffle the feathers of the chief financier of this operation?

Ultimately, this is essentially what I would have wanted from a prequel series by Moore and Dave Gibbons. Cooke's writing is on the money, as well as his art. Colorist Phil Noto was actually listed first in the credits for this issue, and for good reason. Noto's colors perfectly compliment Cooke's art and establish the proper tone and mood for each scene. Noto also does an excellent job clearly delineating between the various flashbacks and jumps in time, helping the reader know exactly where and when they were in a story, even if they missed the small date in the corner.

Cooke's Minutemen has just substantially raised the bar for this Before Watchmen project. I really hope the Silk Spectre and the other miniseries can keep up.

Thursday, March 14, 2024

Redrafting the Jazz: 1996


I have been cursed by a witch to repeatedly travel back through time to relive every NBA draft. Fortunately, her spell sends me directly to the Utah Jazz war room on draft night and all the executives magically know I’m from the future and will do whatever I say. Unfortunately, the curse prevents me from seeing how my advice altered the future, as I am sent back to the previous year as soon as draft night ends.

June 26, 1996 – Continental Airlines Arena, East Rutherford, New Jersey

Previous season:

The Jazz went 55-27 in 1995-96 and very nearly reached the NBA Finals, sadly losing by just four points in Game 7 of the Western Conference Finals in Seattle. Karl Malone (First Team All-NBA) and John Stockton (Second Team All-NBA) were still All-Stars playing great basketball, and Jeff Hornacek still had cartilage in his knee. But Bryon Russell and Greg Ostertag hadn't fully developed into starting material yet, which meant Jerry Sloan had to rely too much on David Benoit, Chris Morris and Felton Spencer.

The draft:

In 1995, the NBA started mandating that all first-round picks receive a guaranteed three-year contract. This was still a novel concept for the Jazz and penny-pinching owner Larry H. Miller didn't want to waste the 25th pick on someone who couldn't make the team. So general manager Scott Layden drafted Estonian forward Martin Muursepp and immediately traded him to Miami for a 2000 first-round pick (which was used on DeShawn Stevenson).

With the 54th pick, the Jazz took Georgia swingman Shandon Anderson.

Analysis:

The 1996 draft was historically incredible with four Hall of Famers going in the first round. And luckily for Utah, there was a fifth Hall of Famer who went undrafted: Ben Wallace. The undersized big man from Virginia Union was on nobody's radar in 1996, especially since the NBA's rules favored teams with a 7-footer parked in front of the basket. (There's a reason why Chicago had Luc Longley and the Jazz had Greg Ostertag.) But by 2002, rule changes would drastically alter the center position, opening the door for Wallace to win four Defensive Player of the Year awards. So I would have to convince Miller and Layden that drafting Wallace now is an investment, but a worthy one. Especially since Miller explicitly traded away Muursepp to open up salary cap space to sign a free agent, but the Jazz were unable to sign anyone significant that offseason.

Oh, and as for Muursepp? His NBA career lasted a grand total of 83 games before he returned to Europe. Utah didn't miss out on anything there.

The Anderson pick is a bit more challenging for me. On one hand, he was one of Utah's best second-round picks in franchise history. He had an immediate impact and became an important role player during Utah's back-to-back trips to the Finals. But Anderson only lasted three years with the Jazz before leaving for a bigger payday in Houston. He eventually had a solid, but unremarkable 10-year career, ending with playing sparingly on Miami's 2006 championship team.

I'd really like to get an upgrade to Anderson, since I remember well his failings in the Finals (especially one egregiously missed layup). But I also think there's a good chance the Jazz wouldn't have reached those heights without him. Besides, who would I replace him with? The closest contender I have is point guard Chucky Atkins, but the Jazz already had Howard Eisley and I don't think Atkins would have been a sufficient upgrade over him — not to mention leaving that gaping hole on the wing that Anderson filled. So I think the Jazz should just stay with him.

My advice:

1. Keep the 25th pick and use it on Ben Wallace.
2. Use the 54th pick on Shandon Anderson.

I know Miller would have hated the idea of paying Wallace to warm the bench for three years, but I would have told him that you can't pass up on a Hall of Famer when you get the chance. And who knows? Maybe Jerry Sloan could have figured out how to use Wallace on those Finals teams.

Before Watchmen: The Ugliness of Ozymandias


An unexpected effect of my deep dive into Watchmen was that Ozymandias has sort of become my favorite character. Yes, he's essentially the "bad guy" of the story, but all the characters are fundamentally flawed and deeply unlikable. So I guess I've grown to sympathize with the one character who was actually devoted to improving the world — despite his horrific methods. And I was quite excited to see that Len Wein would be tackling this complicated character. Wein was the editor of the main Watchmen series, making him (as far as I know) the only person to work on both the original Watchmen and this prequel project. 

Unfortunately, my heart sank when I saw Jae Lee was the artist. His incredibly stylized work is not my cup of tea. I hate the way he draws hair and faces — heck, I don't like the way he draws people in general. It's just very ugly work. In my opinion. I will give him credit for creating atmospheric and moody scenes. But on a whole, I'd rather have him as a variant cover artist instead. Speaking of covers, though, I have to admit this one isn't too bad. I like the idea of Ozymandias being able to levitate through meditation, but he can't. At least not what I've been able to see so far.


The variant cover by Phil Jimenez is pretty solid. Ozymandias is resolutely looking ahead to the future with a quiet dignity and just enough of an air of arrogance. The background images, while narratively significant, are a bit of a distraction. The mosaic of Alexander the Great is historically accurate, but that oversized eyeball is poorly placed. And those squid tentacles spreading throughout New York City seems contradictory to the original story. I never got the sense that the monster was quite that big.


Jim Lee's variant is bland as always. Ozymandias looks as bored as Jim Lee probably was while drawing this. And he looks a bit too young? Maybe it's the hair. I also found it interesting that none of these three covers put Ozymandias in his mask. I guess most people just instinctively think of him without it — as he was at the end of Watchmen. But this is supposed to be a prequel comic.

Reportedly, the only time Dave Gibbons pushed back on Alan Moore during the making of Watchmen was about some of Adrian Veidt's overly long monologues. Gibbons said he couldn't cram so many words on a page and Moore complied. This makes me wonder if editor Len Wein was able to see those unabridged monologues. Regardless, he does capture Adrian's voice very well, and even quotes extensively from Moore's finished work.

Oddly, this story takes place on Oct. 11, 1985, just minutes before Adrian will undertake his "great mission." Fearing he might not survive, he decides to record his life's story in the hopes that history will look favorably upon his actions. Adrian begins his tale by commenting on how he has earned "more money than any one man could hope to spend in several lifetimes," which is a rather odd statement coming from a man who was aggressively plotting to profit off his scheme. If he could admit that he was hoarding an obscene amount of wealth, then why was he so focused on accumulating more? Just out of habit?

Anyway, the story actually begins with Adrian's parents fleeing the Nazis and arriving in New York in 1939. Moore said little about the Veidts, other than they were wealthy and both died when Adrian was a teenager. Wein fills in a few more details, but not too many. Apparently the elder Veidt made his fortune in the perfume industry, which helps explain Adrian's successful Nostalgia line. Adrian's father also had dreams of his son becoming president of the United States and gave him the middle name of Alexander, setting up a lifelong obsession with Alexander the Great.

One of the strangest parts about Adrian's backstory (that came directly from Moore) was how he was forced to carefully conceal his brilliance in school. I never understood why Adrian's wealthy parents wouldn't just enroll him in a private school and/or college. Luckily, Wein addressed this. Sort of. At age 6, Adrian scored so highly on an aptitude test that his teacher accused him of cheating. Rather than giving him another test or putting him in a gifted program, Adrian's dad convinced the teacher the test score was just a fluke. At home, in front of a poster of a very familiar-looking alien, Adrian is ordered by his father to maintain a low profile so people wouldn't consider him a freak. This still isn't a satisfying answer for me, as Wein fails to provide any insight behind this reasoning. Luckily, things do get better.

Adrian tried to keep a low profile, as ordered, but turned out to be almost too good at it. His aloof attitude made him a target for school bullies. Adrian's dad wanted to report the bullies to the principal, but Adrian refused, choosing instead to invest his paper route money into kung fu lessons. It took several months, but Adrian finally felt strong enough to fight back one day, brutally shattering his bully's kneecap. But to Adrian's dismay, his father was forced to make a sizable donation to the school to keep him from being expelled.

From that day on, Adrian vowed to stop holding back. He graduated high school at 14 and by the age of 17, he was taking post-graduate courses at Harvard — specializing his studies in Alexander the Great, naturally. This point of the story takes us to my next sticking point with Moore's brief origin. Adrian's parents died when he was 17. We don't know how or why. A part of me suspected that Adrian might have killed them himself, but I'm glad Wein didn't play into that cliché. However, he didn't provide anything original, either. The parents were just killed in a car crash. Plain and simple. The story demanded that they die, and Wein had no interest in exploring beyond that.

Instead, Wein decided to have Adrian absurdly spend several weeks staring at a bust of Alexander the Great in a museum. Eventually, he decided to donate his inheritance to charity and sail to Turkey to retrace Alexander's footsteps. Wein quotes directly from Moore for most of this part, deviating only to explain how Adrian continued his martial arts training. At one point, he became strong enough to support his entire body with just a finger.

In Tibet, Adrian was given a ball of hashish by a man he hesitatingly called an "acquaintance" for his recording, although the art heavily implies the two men had had sexual relations. (I don't have a problem with Adrian being gay or bisexual, but I was really hoping that he wasn't just so the homophobic Rorschach could be wrong.) Adrian consumed the drugs in a desert and hallucinated a horrific vision of the dead pharaohs rising from the ground like zombies. But Adrian embraced this vision, realizing that while Alexander failed to truly unify the world, he had succeeded in resurrecting the immortal wisdom of the Ancient Egyptian kings who had their most trusted servants buried alive to preserve their secrets.

After spending many months abroad, Adrian finally returned to New York. He said he somehow acquired a small "nest egg" during his travels, though he never elaborates on this. Suffice it to say, he had just enough money to start playing the stock market. As the weeks passed, he randomly began dating a girl named Miranda. Within months, Adrian was a wealthy man once again, consistently making the best possible moves with buying and selling his stocks, while never making a mistake. Eighteen months after returning to America, Adrian was a full-blown corporate mogul and had begun construction on a skyscraper for both his business offices and personal penthouse. The financial papers have already dubbed him the world's smartest man, but his relationship with Miranda was deteriorating.

To fill the void in her life, Miranda turned to drugs — drugs supplied by Moloch. Turns out the drugs were dirty and Adrian came home one night to find Miranda dead on their bed. For the first and only time since his parents died, Adrian wept for what might have been. He blamed himself for Miranda's death, but stopped short of calling the police, fearing the bad publicity this would bring his young company. Inspired by Nite Owl and the Comedian, Adrian decided to become a masked vigilante to personally avenge Miranda. Conveniently, he just happened to already have a costume on hand, in preparation of an upcoming Halloween party. Adding a few accessories and weapons, and just like that, Ozymandias was born.

Well, that was a rather disappointing ending. A random and completely unnecessary girlfriend appeared out of nowhere just to be killed and provide motivation for the main character to become a hero. When we talk about "fridging" girls, this is what we're talking about. (If you're not aware, "fridging" refers to a Green Lantern girlfriend in the 90s whose sole purpose was to be killed and dramatically stuffed into a refrigerator.) I'm also slightly worried that Wein and Brian Azzarello weren't communicating. The Comedian #1 strongly implied that Moloch was not actually a drug dealer, but was the victim of an FBI setup looking to score some cheap publicity. But then again, maybe that story happened before this one and Moloch later decided to deal drugs? Even if that's the case, I don't like it that much. I prefer to think of Moloch as more bark than bite — almost a patsy created by a world in desperate need for a super villain to battle their super heroes.

For the most part, I did like how Wein wrote Adrian. His voice and attitude were spot on. But what left me wanting was when Wein got lazy. Adrian's parents need to die? Car crash! Adrian needs to get rich? Umm ... stock market! Now he needs to become a superhero? Easy, dead girlfriend! I will still hold out hope for this series to improve, but I know the art will continue to upset me and my confidence in Wein is on increasingly shaky ground.

On a whole, though, the first round of the Before Watchmen comics have been a pleasant surprise for me. Minutemen played it safe, but was strong. Silk Spectre and the Comedian displayed a level of thoughtfulness I wasn't expecting. Only Nite Owl was a complete disappointment for me. Ozymandias is solidly the second weakest entry so far, though. Unless you count the Crimson Corsair, which I really don't. It's just two pages of bland repetitiveness at the end of each issue.

Friday, March 8, 2024

Redrafting the Jazz: 1997


I have been cursed by a witch to repeatedly travel back through time to relive every NBA draft. Fortunately, her spell sends me directly to the Utah Jazz war room on draft night and all the executives magically know I’m from the future and will do whatever I say. Unfortunately, the curse prevents me from seeing how my advice altered the future, as I am sent back to the previous year as soon as draft night ends.

June 25, 1997 – Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, North Carolina

Previous season:

Everything finally all came together for the Jazz in 1996-97. Karl Malone won his first MVP, the Jazz won the West with a 64-18 record, and, most importantly, they reached the NBA Finals for the first time in franchise history, thanks to a dramatic last-second 3-pointer from John Stockton over the Houston Rockets. Everyone was so excited just to get to the Finals, we weren't that sad to lose to Chicago in six games. At least, not as sad as we'd be in 1998. Anyway, Utah had a very solid roster with few holes to fill heading into the draft.

The draft:

With the 27th pick, Scott Layden decided to add a third point guard to the roster, choosing Jacque Vaughn out of Kansas.

The 56th pick was spent on shooting guard Nate Erdmann from Oklahoma.

Analysis:

Vaughn was a good pick. He gave the Jazz exactly what they wanted — a competent backup point guard who could fill in for Howard Eisley when Stockton was hurt. Vaughn enjoyed a productive 12-year career in the NBA — almost always coming off the bench — and helped San Antonio win the 2007 championship. But he only lasted four years in Utah because the Jazz became enamored with Raul Lopez. So I think we can draft someone better. Swingman Stephen Jackson enjoyed a 14-year career as a strong shooter and a fairly decent defender. He helped the Spurs win the 2003 championship, and received votes for Most Improved Player of the Year in back-to-back years. One year, he even inexplicably received a vote for MVP. Yeah, he didn't quite deserve that, but he was still pretty good.

Erdmann never played a game in the NBA, so finding an upgrade for him is easy. My pick is combo guard Damon Jones, who spent a solid decade in the league and was one of the best 3-point shooters in his prime.

My advice:

1. Use the 27th pick on Stephen Jackson.
2. Use the 56th pick on Damon Jones.

I know the Jazz really needed a third-string point guard, but I would have convinced Layden to pick one up in free agency. Jackson would have started behind Bryon Russell and Shandon Anderson, but I'm confident he would have eventually surpassed both of them.

Wednesday, March 6, 2024

Before Watchmen: The Nightmare of Nite Owl


I have been pleasantly surprised with the Before Watchmen stories so far. They haven't been perfect —  and I still question the decision to undertake this project in the first place — but Darwyn Cooke and Brian Azzarello clearly put a lot of thought into this undertaking. Sadly, I can't say the same for J. Michael Straczynski's take on Nite Owl. He's joined by Andy Kubert on pencils and Joe Kubert on inks with Brad Anderson on colors. On my first flip-through, I though this was the absolutely wrong team for this title — this artwork is just too light and cartoony for this subject matter. But as I dove into it, I gained an appreciation for Kubert's style (with one notable exception, which I'll get to later). In a way, this main cover is the perfection representation of both Kubert's art and the Nite Owl character. 

On first glance, this looks like a neat, brooding cover that we've seen on hundreds of Batman comics. But when you look closer, you realize just how goofy-looking Nite Owl is to be sitting like that. Arms crossed, leaning back in a passive pose, with feet too high up to quickly spring into action. You'd never catch Batman in such an ineffective position. But it's perfect for Nite Owl, the most awkward and ridiculous character of Watchmen.


This variant cover by Kevin Nowlan reminds me of that Saturday morning cartoon spoof of Watchmen — and I mean that in a good way. It's a rather cheesy, goofy style that would work perfectly in animated form, in addition to being a great visualization of Nite Owl's romanticism of the Golden Age of heroes. I sincerely hope Nowlan was intentionally trying to make this cheesy, because that's the way I see it and I love it.


Jim Lee once again failed to deliver on his variant. This time, he messed up by drawing the wrong character. This isn't Nite Owl — this is Owlman, the evil version of Batman from Earth 3. Lee was so focused on trying to draw Nite Owl in a "cool," "serious" way that he failed to realize the defining characteristic of Nite Owl is his inability to look cool. He's a doofus. And despite his skills as a fighter, detective and inventor, he can never hide that doofiness. I think I understand now why Lee likes Zack Snyder so much. They both share the same shallow view of these characters.

Did Straczynski make that same mistake? A little bit. I think. Let's break it down. He starts the story in 1962 with a young Dan Dreiberg being chewed out by his father. We always knew Dan's dad left him a fortune, but we never got the sense that he was abusive, too. Anyway, Straczynski shows us that part of Dan's obsession with the first Nite Owl was an excuse to avoid his unsympathetic father. And being a fan of Nite Owl is apparently real easy now, since Hollis Mason has licensed his image on toys, comic books, calendars and more. I think even Adrian Veidt and Sally Jupiter would be a little ashamed by this merchandizing. However, I do kind of like Straczynski playing up Hollis' willingness to sell out. I would say he probably should have been a wealthier man in Watchmen, though, but I think you could justify that by saying he spent all his merchandizing money on his bizarrely futuristic owl-shaped car (which is also new).

Straczynski is also willing to show Hollis more of a publicity hound than most people think of him. After turning a handful of criminals over to the police, Hollis hams it up with the crowd of spectators, spouting off catchphrases and encouraging them to hoot like owls. This gives Dan enough time to sneak a tracker on Hollis' car, which leads him to Hollis' garage. I was slightly surprised at how many guns Hollis owned, but once again, I do like the idea of shedding his "goody two-shoes" image.

Dan leaves a note for his hero to meet him later that day at a park. He excitedly tells his hero how he discovered his secret identity and offers to help him protect it by becoming his sidekick. Hollis says he'll consider it, then warns Dan to be more careful, revealing that he came to the park armed, not knowing who he'd be meeting with.

Later, Straczynski kicks up the abusive father trope into high gear. Dan walks in on his dad savagely beating his mom with his belt. Dan hides out by a fire pit in the backyard and his mom eventually joins him, revealing that Dan's dad has suffered a heart attack, but she's choosing to let him die before calling an ambulance.

Deep sigh!

This isn't that bad. And in another story, it could be interesting — shocking, even. But here? It just doesn't fit. Why did Dan need a tragic backstory, too? This is such a lazy crutch of modern-day comics. Writers like Geoff Johns have this burning desire to insert melodramatic tragedy wherever they can, and most of the time it's completely unnecessary. Dan didn't need the extra motivation of an abusive father to become a superhero. He was just a big nerd with too much money and time on his hands. That's it.

Anyway, Hollis attends the funeral of Dan's father, which took place during the rain because of course it did. Hollis offers to start training Dan, and we're treated to a couple of pages of that montage, including Hollis' decision to retire. A couple of years later, Dan is the new Nite Owl, complete with his flying ship, Archimedes. He breaks up some looters during a blackout, then suddenly discovers a man in a trench coat with a black-and-white mask has snuck into his ship. Rorschach suggests they become partners and Nite Owl agrees to the stranger on the spot. Seriously. Just like that.

We get a one-page montage of Nite Owl and Rorschach working together until Straczynski takes us to the infamous meeting with Captain Metropolis. Dan is instantly smitten by Laurie (another odd and slightly creepy addition to the story) and he jealously looks on as Laurie quietly flirts with Dr. Manhattan. In another unnecessary addition, Captain Metropolis starts the meeting by having everybody write their name on a piece of paper, which he'll then pull from a bowl to pair them all up in groups of two. The first name he draws is Dr. Manhattan and the second is Rorschach. But before Captain Metropolis can read the second paper, Dr. Manhattan somehow causes the ink to morph into Silk Spectre's signature. If this doesn't make any sense, don't worry — it goes absolutely nowhere.

Straczynski then plays out the rest of the meeting as we saw in the Watchmen comic, but with an emphasis on Nite Owl watching Laurie and Dr. Manhattan check each other out. This is where Kubert's art really fails, as his lack of subtlety betrays the nature of Dr. Manhattan's character. A big part of Watchmen is Dr. Manhattan's lack of emotion. But these oafish grins completely undermine that idea.


The issue ends with Rorschach oddly saying they were lucky the Comedian didn't burn down the whole building (even though the main series seemed to indicate that Rorschach never actually did anything with the Comedian). Dan complains that he didn't get to be partnered up with Laurie, saying he felt like they were "fated to be together."

So with that clumsy attempt at needless foreshadowing, let's wrap this up. I did like some things about this story — namely how Straczynski wrote Hollis Mason. But his inability to focus on a single aspect of Nite Owl's origin severely hampers this issue. We're just constantly jumping around from moment to moment, like the whole issue was merely a montage itself. We could have spent a whole issue on Dan training under Hollis. But instead Straczynski felt compelled to rush ahead to the Nite Owl/Rorschach team, all while stuffing in pointless details about an abusive father and Dan's attraction to a teenager. We don't need to see Dan swoon over Laurie — we already know they end up together. 

But what we did need was a better reason for Nite Owl and Rorschach to become partners. It makes no sense that Dan would instantly agree to work with a complete stranger who snuck onboard his airship. There's a lot of potential here that Straczynski just left hanging. Granted, we do have more Nite Owl issues coming up, plus the Rorschach miniseries, so maybe we'll get to see a more thorough examination of that partnership. But that doesn't make this issue any less jarring. And I'm sad to say that this is the first issue of Before Watchmen that really disappointed me.

Monday, March 4, 2024

Redrafting the Jazz: 1998


I have been cursed by a witch to repeatedly travel back through time to relive every NBA draft. Fortunately, her spell sends me directly to the Utah Jazz war room on draft night and all the executives magically know I’m from the future and will do whatever I say. Unfortunately, the curse prevents me from seeing how my advice altered the future, as I am sent back to the previous year as soon as draft night ends.

June 24, 1998 – General Motors Place, Vancouver, British Columbia

Previous season:

The 1997-98 season was the great season in Utah Jazz history. They went 62-20, tying with Chicago for best record in the league. Making things more enticing, the Jazz had the tiebreaker, which gave them home-court advantage in their Finals rematch against the Bulls. But sadly, that wasn't enough, and Utah heartbreakingly lost to Chicago in six games for the second straight year. The Jazz front office didn't make any major roster changes after their first trip to the Finals, but they did try. In February 1998, they traded Greg Foster and Chris Morris to Orlando for veteran center Rony Seikaly. But the trade was mysteriously rescinded at the last minute. The Jazz claimed Seikaly refused to report to Salt Lake simply because he didn't want to live in Utah. But Seikaly said Utah rejected the trade because they learned of his foot injury. Regardless of who was telling the truth, Seikaly was actually injured — he only played in 18 more games after this failed trade. Sadly, the Jazz were unable to make that necessary upgrade at center.

The draft:

With the 29th pick, the Jazz drafted Kentucky big man Nazr Mohammed. Surprisingly, Utah didn't see any benefit in adding any rookies to their competitive, but aging roster. General manager Scott Layden traded Mohammed to Philadelphia on draft for a future first-rounder, which turned into Quincy Lewis.

In the second round, Utah used the 57th pick on a power forward from Xavier named Torraye Braggs.

Analysis:

I'm still stunned that the Jazz chose to dump their first-round pick when they knew that Foster and Morris were on their way out and Antoine Carr was retiring. Mohammed ended up having an incredibly long NBA career, lasting over 1,000 games, though almost exclusively as a backup. Dependable big men are always nice to have around, but I think Utah could have made an even better choice here: Rashard Lewis. Lewis was a highly touted forward straight out of high school and was even invited to the draft day green room. But every single team got cold feet on him, leaving the poor kid to sit around waiting until the second round. Turns out, Lewis was a pretty good player after all. He enjoyed a rather productive career and became an All-Star twice. Layden thought the Jazz were so good that they didn't need a rookie. I'd convince him that because they were so good, they could afford to take a gamble on a high schooler.

Braggs never played for the Jazz and didn't even make it to the NBA until 2003. He appeared in a grand total of 22 games in various stints with Houston and Washington. Fortunately, I can replace him with another two-time All-Star, Purdue center Brad Miller. He was one of the best passing centers in the league in his prime, plus a fairly decent 3-point shooter.

My advice: 

1. Keep the 29th pick and use it on Rashard Lewis.
2. Use the 57th pick on Brad Miller.

With Lewis, I gave the Jazz a player who could potentially replace Bryon Russell and/or fill the Donyell Marshall role a couple of years later. Miller might have actually been the perfect compliment to Greg Ostertag, enabling Jerry Sloan to swap them out for offense and defense as needed. Of course, these players are still rookies, and it would have taken a few years before they fully developed. I don't think they would have been enough to take Utah to the Finals for the third straight year, but they would have helped in the long run.