After giving us such a strong cover for the first Moloch issue, I was really disappointed by Eduardo Risso’s work here. The choice of playing cards seems like a lazy play on magician clichés, especially since we never really saw Moloch use cards in his act. And the focus is completely on Ozymandias, which … well, actually is the perfect representation of this issue. Sadly. But it’s still a bland cover!
The variant cover by Olly Moss is a wonderful old timey poster of Moloch, Ozymandias, and Dr. Manhattan. I love the colors and design, and most of all I love the implied story within. Perhaps a scenario where Moloch, under the direction of Ozymandias, manipulated and controlled Dr. Manhattan. But that’s not what really happens in this issue. I think you could make the argument that J. Michael Straczynski was trying to tell a story like that, but I feel he fell far short of that goal.
Straczynski opened the finale of his two-issue miniseries with Adrian Veidt presenting himself as a Christ-like figure offering redemption to Edgar Jacobi for his many sins. Adrian gives Edgar a job with his own private office, secluded from the rest of the building so none of the other employees will ever see him enter or leave. The work Adrian gives Edgar to do is extremely tedious busywork, reviewing page after page of equations that allegedly came from three separate teams, working independently on a top secret project. Adrian claims he was always impressed by Moloch’s ability of concentration, and as such, he trusts Edgar with this work more than any computer.
Edgar gratefully accepts the job and diligently dives into the dull, repetitive task, never realizing that the equations were randomly generated by Adrian with a few mistakes intentionally placed in them to give Edgar a false sense of accomplishment. Nor does Edgar ever suspect that the papers he’s handling are highly radioactive. As the days pass, Adrian continues to heap praise upon Edgar and even doubles his salary. He then gives Edgar a new task: delivering packages to Janey Slater.
For some reason, Janey is incredibly open with Edgar. She reveals that the package contained what appeared to be cigarettes, but were actually medicine — at least, that was what Adrian told her. Janey had stopped smoking, but couldn’t shake her persistent cough, so Adrian promised to give her something that actually made her healthier while playing off her old addictive habit. Of course, neither Janey nor Edgar suspect that these medicinal cigarettes are actually much worse than ordinary cigarettes.
Edgar gets sicker and sicker each day, meeting with the company doctor, who secretly had his license revoked for some horrible reason. This meant that he was willing to go along with Adrian’s plan to keep progressing Edgar’s cancer under the guise of treating it. Adrian generously offers to cover the costs of all of Edgar’s treatments, and Edgar has no choice but to accept. Later, Edgar notices that Janey is also getting sicker each day, but she keeps smoking Adrian’s cigarettes as she doesn’t have any other choice.
After the Comedian visited Edgar in his run-down apartment and drunkenly rambled about the end of the world and a secret list, Edgar promptly tells Adrian everything that happened. It’s tough to tell, but it seems to me that Straczynski was implying that Adrian was genuinely surprised by Edgar’s revelation. After their conversation, Adrian decides to have someone constantly watch Edgar’s home, which comes in handy once Rorschach starts visiting.
Edgar was at home watching the TV on the night of Dr. Manhattan’s disastrous interview. As Edgar tries to come to terms with the knowledge that both he and Janey had been betrayed, Adrian pays him a personal visit. Surprisingly, Adrian reveals his entire plan to Edgar. He explains that Edgar’s death can help serve a higher purpose and save the world. So he gives Edgar a choice: continue to slowly die of cancer or accept to the head to set a trap for Rorschach. Edgar seems to genuinely buy into Adrian’s plan (not that he has much of a choice) and he accepts the bullet, calling it the greatest magic trick in the world.
I hate to admit it, but I actually really liked that final line about Adrian’s magic trick. I did not, however, enjoy the journey it took to get there. The story itself was as underwhelming as the artwork. It was slow, dull, and largely inconsequential. From the first page to the last, poor Edgar was a creature completely devoid of any agency. Of course he agreed to everything Adrian said — he literally had no other options! I guess he did technically volunteer the information about the Comedian, but that wasn’t presented as a choice he wrestled with. It was almost like he just did it out of instinct. Almost like how Straczynski instinctively threw Janey Slater into this story. It didn’t make any sense for Adrian to have Edgar interact with her, but Straczynski had an idea and couldn’t stop himself from putting it on the page.
A lot of the ideas in this comic don’t line up particularly well with Alan Moore’s work. First there’s Edgar’s bleak, run-down apartment. Would he really still be living there after Adrian doubled his salary? And why would Edgar be caught desperately buying illegal sham medicine when he believed that Adrian was providing him with the best medical care available? I also think Edgar would have promptly told Rorschach that he was working with Adrian as a way to prove that he was completely reformed. Almost nothing in this issue makes any sense.
It seems like Straczynski wanted to write about Ozymandias instead of Moloch. And that makes perfect sense. Adrian’s plan is vast and multifaceted, offering ample opportunity for exploration and addition. But I feel like Moloch’s story offered even more opportunity, as there were vast parts of his backstory left completely open by Moore. Give us a good reason for the Comedian feeling like Moloch was his only friend (beyond the lame “we heard about JFK’s death together”). Show some more direct interactions with Dr. Manhattan to lend more credence to the cancer story. And please, please show more of Moloch’s criminal career! He was the biggest traditional supervillain in Watchmen, but we never actually got to see him do anything. This series had so much potential!
Speaking of wasted potential, this issue also included the abrupt conclusion of The Curse of the Crimson Corsair. This modern-day homage to the Black Freighter had been presented in two-page increments at the back of every single Before Watchmen issue … until now. And it wasn’t supposed to end here. DC had planned to keep it going through the end of this whole enterprise, but then suddenly announced that writer Len Wein was leaving Corsair to work on an issue called Before Watchmen: Epilogue.
Wein later admitted that he was also confused by the whole situation. He only knew that artist John Higgins had been upset with the direction of the story. Wein, of course, believed it was his story to tell and Higgins had simply been hired to draw it. He had heard a rumor that Higgins threatened to leave the project if he didn’t get his way, and that’s what seems to have happened. But Higgins didn’t last the whole run of Before Watchmen and apparently was forced to wrap up the story long before he wanted to. The planned Epilogue issue also never came to being, as DC lost all appetite for it. Many artists had begun missing deadlines and I think the public had begun to wise up to the fact that most of the Before Watchmen issues were garbage.
Anyway, The Curse of the Crimson Corsair told the tale of an honest sailor who was a complete victim of circumstance. Much like Moloch in this issue, the sailor completely lacked agency and was dragged from one horrifying event to the next — especially once Higgins took over the writing and seemed to only care about drawing the scariest, most grotesque things imaginable. Then, completely out of nowhere, the story ends with the sailor turning into the Crimson Corsair because he apparently lost his soul while trying to save it. Well, that’s what happened in the Black Freighter. But not the Crimson Corsair.
Had Wein been able to see the story all the way through, he might have been able to convincingly work up to that ending. I’m sure it would have been a lot better than the aborted mess we got, but I don’t know how much I would have actually enjoyed it. This project did waste its potential, but I have to admit it never had that much potential to begin with. It was always going to be a tough sale, as even the Black Freighter is often one of the most criticized aspects of the original Watchmen. But at least the Freighter story tied in directly to the main plot and had the added bonus of providing some fun world building. The limitations of this format prevented the Corsair from having that kind of significance. It was just a horror pirate story for the sake of being a horror pirate story. And that is why it failed.





































